Stirling

Stirling

Stirling Liked Chrome a Little Too Much...

It turned him into a unicorn!!

But not just ANY unicorn...

A unicorn from the FUTURE...

Who SAVED THE WORLD!!!

...only to get distracted by delicious, delicious burritos:

...and got distracted again:

...and kinda let out a big fart after eating the delicious, delicious burritos, and let the whole thing explode:

...and that is when we all married him off to Tatyannah, in hopes she would be a good, upright, and honest influence.

(Someday, Stirling will learn to edit the wiki and delete all of this, only to post pictures of very many trucks.)