PrP: Pie and Orc
You see a pie with a orc.
The room is 10 feet by 10 feet.
What do you do?
Current Initiative Order ====
15 Pie
14 Mako
11 Remethaer
3 Aviere
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GAME: Brolin rolls 1d20+10: (12)+10: 22
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d8+6: (1)+6: 7
GAME: Brolin damaged Remethaer for 7 points. 26 remaining.
The Pie drops the orc and walks forward on table legs, then hits Remethaer with a sticky filling tentacle.
GAME: Mako rolls ranged+2: (7)+8+2: 17
GAME: Mako rolls 1d12+1: (1)+1: 2
Mako walks up to the pie and shoots it in the tentacle.
GAME: Remethaer rolls CMB: (13)+4: 17
Remethaer cannot escape the delicious pie!
GAME: Aviere rolls 1d4+1: (2)+1: 3
Aviere shoots the magics at the fruitacles!
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d20+9: (8)+9: 17
The Pie flails back and forth, but does not hurt Remethaer!
GAME: Mako rolls ranged+2: (4)+8+2: 14
GAME: Mako rolls 1d12+1: (11)+1: 12
Mako shoots the pie... right in the cherries.
GAME: Remethaer rolls CMB: (2)+4: 6
Remethaer tastes the bitter crust of defeat as he fails to pull away.
GAME: Aviere rolls 1d4+1: (2)+1: 3
Aviere is such a good berry blaster, she tosses trouble at the treat again!
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d20+9: (18)+9: 27
GAME: Brolin rolls 2d8+12: (11)+12: 23
GAME: Brolin damaged Remethaer for 23 points. 3 remaining.
Pie squeezes Remethaer until he leaks cherry juice as well!
GAME: Mako rolls ranged+2: (4)+8+2: 14
GAME: Mako rolls 1d12+1: (6)+1: 7
Mako shoots the pie again because pie and bullets mix well.
GAME: Remethaer rolls CMB+2: (15)+4+2: 21
Remethaer makes like a table and legs it.
GAME: Aviere rolls 1d4+1: (1)+1: 2
Aviere keeps trying to make the pie more magic than matter!
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d20+10: (1)+10: 11
The Pie tries to give Remethaer his just desserts and fails.
GAME: Mako rolls ranged+2: (1)+8+2: 11
Mako has pie in her gun barrel.
GAME: Remethaer rolls 1d20+5+4+1+1: (5)+5+4+1+1: 16
GAME: Remethaer rolls 1d12+1+1: (2)+1+1: 4
Remethaer whips out his rifle and delivers a report that pans the pie.
GAME: Aviere rolls 1d4+1: (2)+1: 3
Aviere shoots more blue things at more of the silly piebeast.
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d20+10: (17)+10: 27
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d8+6: (7)+6: 13
GAME: Brolin damaged Remethaer for 13 points. -10 remaining.
The Pie smashes Remethaer as flat as a pancake.
GAME: Mako rolls ranged: (9)+8: 17
GAME: Mako rolls 1d12-1: (7)+-1: 6
Mako fires more bullets at the pie because why the hells not.
GAME: Aviere rolls 1d4+1: (4)+1: 5
Aviere takes a chunk out of its chest!
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d20+10: (20)+10: 30
GAME: Brolin rolls 1d20+10: (17)+10: 27
GAME: Brolin rolls 2D8+12: (3)+12: 15
GAME: Brolin damaged Aviere for 15 points. 3 remaining.
The pie shuffles forward on it's table legs and slams it's juicy cherry death limb at Aviere!
GAME: Mako rolls melee+1: (17)+4+1: 22
GAME: Mako rolls 2d6+1: (5)+1: 6
Mako drops her gun and uses a big hammer to Gallagher the hell out of the pie.
EPILOGUE
The orc shakes himself to consciousness a few moments later, a huge lump on his head from being dashed against the wall. "I just came down for some extra bottles of Madeira and saw all these empty bottles everywhere! Then some shuffling. So I checked it out and a goddamned pie grabbed me! I woulda been done for if you folks hadn't showed up!"
Further investigation reveals that the Pie (mimic) busted into the cellar through a sewer grate, got drunk on several bottles of wine, and then decided (for some reason) to turn into a giant cherry pie and hide in a side room The ways of adventure are inscrutable. And sticky.